Texas Church Of Our Lord Says: No Man’s Sky Is Sinful; Encourages Players To Destroy “Tool Of The Devil”

Gamers across the United States are stunned to learn that No Man’s Sky, which released today on the PlayStation 4 is sinful.   Pastor John of the Texas Church of Our Lord published a full page ad in several major newspapers proclaiming that the game encourages god-less evolution and devalues the teachings of Jesus Christ that God is the center of the universe.

The church was founded in 1872 and boasts more than 400 parishioners.  In a staunch Sunday sermon, Pastor John told a crowd of more than 250 that the game, which allows players to explore life on other planets, is a gateway to other sinful behaviors including fornication.  The church is promising redemption and atonement for all sins if true believers in Christ bring copies of the game to a special bond fire service being held this Friday, August 12th at the Texas State Fairgrounds.