New adult-themed video game magazine promises hot pixelated content for adults

The parent company of this site The Gaming Free Press announced today a new video game magazine designed for the adult video game consumer who enjoys pixelated photos of women, video games, electronics, and internet memes.

“This is long over due,” explained owner Bertram Saulzman.  “Video game magazine publishing died because the magazines refused to grow up with the kids who were reading them.  Everyone knew that kiddie crap wouldn’t last forever.  So today I present to you Game Playa Magazine.”

Bertram, an experienced game publisher and consumer services consultant for several major game manufacturers took a leap of faith with The Gaming Free Press, and promises to create entertaining content that is unique:

“Women are underestimated in the gaming market.  Not just as consumers, but also as content producers.  Many of these young girls want to make it big streaming their cleavage while playing Battlefield or Call of Duty.  But the reality is simply less is more.  If you pixelate a photo of a gorgeous woman, or even an ugly woman the male mind will fill in an image of perfection.  It’s that simple.  Pair those hot pixelated photos with content that isn’t game reviews, gaming history or that other mindless crap and you got content that will capture an audience.”

Bertram refused to provide a launch date for Game Playa but it is believed that content is already being produced.