Thousands Of Attendees Leave E3  Early After Complaining Of Feeling Sick

E3 has ended early for several thousand attendees after the big three press conferences for Microsoft, Sony PlayStation, and Nintendo left them feeling ill.

Having spent hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars to attend the events all three keynotes left many fans feeling underwhelmed and sick at the idea that they wasted so much of their money and time.

“I feel it right here,” said Chuck Riley who traveled from Wisconsin while pointing to his wallet.

There were reports that some people actually passed out after Nintendo’s big reveal was “boring as hell.”