November 21, 2024

glutenInstitute Proves Gluten Allergies Can Be Managed With These 5 Video Games

Dr.  Nicola Kul from the Bosnian Institute of Preventive Health has concluded an intensive 15 year study on the effects of video games on gluten allergies and has discovered that games rich in meat or protein content can mitigate the debilitating symptoms.

“We think it’s psychological,” said Dr. Kul via a Skype interview with the Gaming Free Press.  “But the effects are profound.”

It’s uncertain how a seemingly unrelated technology could influence a biological reaction in humans but Dr. Kul and his test patients maintain that there is indeed a connection between the games and their relief.

“When I first started playing Dark Souls,” explained Tony Johnson, “I was playing it upwards to 20 hours a day.  I just slept, and played Dark Souls, and never once did I experience a gluten allergy.”

Another test patient, Veronica Miller stated “After I bought my PS4, I didn’t have much money for groceries, but I didn’t experience any gluten induced episodes either.”

While the connection between gluten and video games still may not be fully understood it is recommended that anyone with an allergy to seek the assistance of a medical professional.

For those who were curious about the games in the study that had the most influence they were as follows:

  1. Burgertime
  2. Super Meat Boy
  3. Black Bass Fishing
  4. Fruit Ninja
  5. Karnov