Gaming Giant Nintendo Promotes Tour With Fake Cities

Nintendo has been of it’s game recently with the failure of the WiiU, and an almost non-existent E3 showing.  Now the gaming giant is trying to drum up sales with the announcement of the Play Nintendo Tour.

Last year Nintendo dominated E3 with the Nintendo World Championships 2015, but this year a road show is scheduled to show off several old titles at various locations including the San Diego comic-con and the Mall of America.

The problem is that of the 12 of the cities scheduled for the tour, 3 do not exist.  Scumbag Tx, Braingasm MA, and Alfalfa BC.  The Gaming Free Press reached out to Nintendo for comment but they have yet to return our calls.

It’s uncertain as to why Nintendo would plan an event to show off old titles much less plan them for cities that do not exist, but only time will tell if this latest marketing strategy will be fruitful for the ailing gaming company.